Friday 22 December 2017

Uri Is Back - It Has Been A Roller Coaster!

I'm afraid these last few months I have been rather busy enjoying my old life once more!

I was called back to active service on account that my time spent hiding away for many years spent in learning new trades.

One trade is as you know, the highly successful and I must say the trade I'm rather proud of, Cossack Beard Oil.

The other is my understanding of the internet and all things related.

The Russians are often blamed for hacking and causing problems with the West when it comes to infiltrating and misinformation.

Of course I cannot divulge information, but needless to say I have been having fun and it sure beats walking around with a poison tipped umbrella on the Underground.

Once I nearly got the wrong person when right at the last moment a youth with his baseball cap over his ears and his jeans at half mast sped by me on his skateboard and knocked the umbrella into the direct line of fire into an unknown at the time city gent.

This Gentleman was none other than Nigel Farage - Euro Politician. Some would say that I would of been doing the country a favour by getting the wrong person. However as he has caused much civil unrest with his Brexit ideas, he has ended up being a great asset to us in the East!



Back in the Motherland, we have been laughing at how the West has coped with a man with a dodgy hair cut and bad judgement.


You wonder how he is still in power? There is a simple reason for this, and that is because we allow it to be so!

Never underestimate the might of the bear, his cunning and his fearlessness.

I am having some time off over Christmas, where I will be feasting and enjoying some down time.

I will be venturing over to Holland, after spending so long in the mountains I like the flatness of the place! It also means I cycle without getting out of breath.

I have passed the 50 years of age mark and am starting to slow down, although you would have to be mighty sharp to catch me out. Old habits die hard.

So have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year - See you all on the other side!